The lid was closed, so I tipped it upside down over the compost bin expecting moist beans to fall out, but it was a giant cloud of green poisonous dust instead. 

Fuzzioli. An Italian delicacy.

Is this really worth saving? 

Moldapalooza!

Regenerating salad. 

When life gives you lemons, leave them in the work fridge. 

Without courage, wisdom bears moldy fruit. 

When my dog throws up, I put it in a coffee mug and leave it in the work fridge uncovered.